I Wish That I Could Wake Up With Amnesia

oh darling, you'll be the death of me.

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Confessions from Dylan O’Brien About His Role in ‘The Maze Runner’—Teen Vogue: All Access

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I’m rewatching this and I feel like this line is so underrated

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disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

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towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

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priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

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vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

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dietcrush:

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

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