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one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
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“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
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bread is cool because you can put pretty much everything inside bread and still tastes good, shout out to bread
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one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight
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my kraft dinner cup says “do not leave microwave unattended” whats it going to do choke on the macaroni noodles
i left the microwave unattended
someone stole my macaroni
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That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff.
It’s a spider thing
It’s a spider thing
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so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
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